Grammar iz easy.

We hab been stdyin grammar in my class that my proffessor shayne clark teachez.

I don't really know why peeple think that grammar is not an eazy thng to learn, I'm real, good at it and I don't evn study.

All dem rules that people know are not complimentary to bein a smart and wordy student. All yous need is a brain and some paper and yous got yourselves a gramma expert.

I don't wanna brag but I thnk that my grammar is off the charts. There is nuthin I'd rather do than grammar da heck outta some words on a daily basis.

Fer example:

ALWAYS use there is at da begginning of a sentence to introduce what your gonna say.

Also never spell out #'s under 9. Always put them in the wordy form.

See? Grammar is easy. I don't need no book to teach Charlotte what she already knew.