I’m just gonna come out and say it.
I would be a hot 60-year-old retired woman.
Don’t believe me?
Check out this dope shirt I purchased at the DI for the low low price of $3.99.
BAM. My friends have always thought that I was odd due to how excited I am about becoming an elderly person. But let’s count up all the points here shall we? Elderly people get to:
-Eat dinner at 4:30 (and also get a sweet discount)
-Wear diapers and pee their pants as often as they please
-Watch T.V. all day long
-Pinch young people’s butts with little or no consequences
If you weren’t keeping track the score is 4-0 for the oldies. That is honestly all that I have to say.
Song of the day is Roman Holiday by Halsey. Her new album is my lifeblood.
School is fun, life is good. All is well in Charlotteville.
-Wear diapers and pee their pants as often as they please
-Watch T.V. all day long
-Pinch young people’s butts with little or no consequences
If you weren’t keeping track the score is 4-0 for the oldies. That is honestly all that I have to say.
Song of the day is Roman Holiday by Halsey. Her new album is my lifeblood.
School is fun, life is good. All is well in Charlotteville.
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